ppprmntmonkey walks into doughnut shop
doughnut man: hello; ni hao
ppprmntmonkey: ni hao
doughnut man: (in chinese) do you speak chinese?
ppprmntmonkey: (in chinese) i don't speak it well.
doughnut man: (in chinese) i don't know how to speak it; i'm from thailand.
ppprmntmonkey picks out doughnut in english and proceeds to pay for it
doughnut man: (in chinese) i'm from thailand. have you ever been there?
ppprmntmonkey: (in chinese) once, when i was little.
doughnut man: (in chinese) i don't understand what you said.
doughnut man gives ppprmntmonkey change; ppprmntmonkey thanks him and walks out of shop
